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Surprise! I’m A Video Game Journalist As you might have noticed, I haven’t been around much lately.  I apologize.  The reason for this is that I’ve...
The Games Of Our Lives There are a million games out there.  That’s a fact, you can count them.  The overwhelming majority of these are not...
PC Go Home   There was a time when my love of PC gaming was unbreakable.  When the prospect of ricing up my rig...
Left 4 Dead 2 Demo Impressions: Hey, It’s Faceman, Girlfren, Uncle Phil and Bubba 6-Pack! Oh god, I’m torn on this one, I really am. I preordered Left 4 Dead 2 at my friendly neighborhood rapists...
ODST: When Master Chief Leaves, Shit Gets All Sensual Before we begin, I need to take a moment to drop trou and take a disrespectful shit on the chest...
Shadow Complex Couldn’t Be More Aptly Named   I’ve been playing a lot of Shadow Complex lately and, thoroughly uninteresting title aside, I must confess I’m having a...
  • Surprise!  I’m A Video Game Journalist0February 28, 2010

    Surprise! I’m A Video Game Journalist

    As you might have noticed, I haven’t been around much lately.  I apologize.  The reason for this is that I’ve...
  • Essential Gaming: iPhone Edition0January 16, 2010

    Essential Gaming: iPhone Edition

    OK,  before we get started, I would like to state for the record that, yes, the iPhone is a viable...
  • The Games Of Our Lives3December 18, 2009

    The Games Of Our Lives

    There are a million games out there.  That’s a fact, you can count them.  The overwhelming majority of these are not...
  • PC Go Home6November 8, 2009

    PC Go Home

      There was a time when my love of PC gaming was unbreakable.  When the prospect of ricing up my rig...
  • Left 4 Dead 2 Demo Impressions: Hey, It’s Faceman, Girlfren, Uncle Phil and Bubba 6-Pack!3November 2, 2009

    Left 4 Dead 2 Demo Impressions: Hey, It’s Faceman, Girlfren, Uncle Phil and Bubba 6-Pack!

    Oh god, I’m torn on this one, I really am. I preordered Left 4 Dead 2 at my friendly neighborhood rapists...
  • ODST: When Master Chief Leaves, Shit Gets All Sensual2October 17, 2009

    ODST: When Master Chief Leaves, Shit Gets All Sensual

    Before we begin, I need to take a moment to drop trou and take a disrespectful shit on the chest...
  • Shadow Complex Couldn’t Be More Aptly Named0September 7, 2009

    Shadow Complex Couldn’t Be More Aptly Named

      I’ve been playing a lot of Shadow Complex lately and, thoroughly uninteresting title aside, I must confess I’m having a...
  • Batman Played Me Like A Violin, Then Cut My Strings1September 5, 2009

    Batman Played Me Like A Violin, Then Cut My Strings

    Ladies, dim the lights a little, would you? I’m feeling ripped and sassy. I have a burning desire to slip...
  • I’m still here0September 1, 2009

    I’m still here

    Just a quick not to say, “I haven’t gone away. I love you all like intimate lovers, and wouldn’t do...
  • Little Bit Of Maintenance, folks0August 29, 2009

    Little Bit Of Maintenance, folks

    Got a giant hair up my ass today regarding the look of the site, so I’m changing it… LIVE! This...
  • iPhone: Space Invaders Infinity Gene3August 14, 2009

    iPhone: Space Invaders Infinity Gene

    Ah, remakes. Remakes, remakes, remakes.  Gotta love remakes. For old fuckers like myself who experienced these games during their first go-around, remakes...
  • Finally Some TIT On XBOX Live Arcade2August 8, 2009

    Finally Some TIT On XBOX Live Arcade

    Cartoon logic is a preposterous thing. Since it’s all for kids it’s easy to see how someone who creates childrens...
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  • ODST: When Master Chief Leaves, Shit Gets All Sensual

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  • Incoming: Bionic Blog Archive

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  • PSA: Attention America: “Wank” is a bad word, and you’ve been using it wrong for years.

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  • TIMEOUT!

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